askbbcmycroft: My name is Mycroft Holmes. I doubt you’ve heard of me, due to my own long-standing principles of subtlety, but perhaps you’ve heard of my younger brother. He is a mite… less subtle, at best. In light of the recent event becoming known to the media as the “Rich Brook” incident, it occurred to me that I might follow John Watson’s example and obtain a means of addressing that potent...
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kaffblock: More like I really just have no idea what should happen in that Johnlock embarrassment story I was writing but I STILL REALLY WANT TO WRITE IT. I FIGURED OUT HOW I WANT THEM TO MEET UP AND I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD LAST NIGHT COME ON THIS IS PERFECT BRAIN WHY WON’T YOU WORK. … WAIT SHIT HOLY FUCK STRIKE THAT. I WROTE THIS ENTIRE POST AND AT THE END OF IT...
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raruraru: If flowers had voices They would open their pretty petals Like lips stickily parting Confessing a rooted burden They would say “Fuck you, I have a name.” Raru’s poetry is the best
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farisbueller: felicefawn: The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally. up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
Welp time to go take this essay exam wish me luck
is the semester over yet
princekarkat: that bulge in god tier gamzee’s jock isnt his dick it’s a spare bottle of faygo I can finally look at it in peace thank you
texts I send to my sister
Me: In your professional high school opinion if I write love stories about characters in a TV show who are obviously in love does that make me weird? Scale 1 to 10 please.
My sister: Weird- 10 normal- 0
My sister: 8.5
Me: Hahahahahaha oh my god. How much does the rating go up if the characters are gay?
My sister: That makes it like over the limit weird. Dont do it
Me: Fuck you they are in LOVE hahahahahahaha
Me: By the way everyone I know likes this and doing it well makes you popular.
My sister: wtf